Just so I can say “I told you so” if I’m right: “The biggest ever hoax on television” is actually a hoax on us. They’re all actors and it’s a joke on us, the voyeuristic, mean-sprited audience.

If I’m wrong, then you probably won’t remember anyway.

Talking of which, just an anal reminder to anyone who is sad enough to remember the conversation in the Hogshead last year about power-cuts and conspiracies…see! Told you!

Sorry – what a crap posting. I had all kinds of good stuff to go on about but it’s ended up being about reality TV…again…