Veghead’s Page of Football and Muggy Bonehead

Two lists for people who haven’t sussed the difference between what’s football, and what’s muggy-bonehead.
Please refer to [Mills,95] for details.


Muggy Bonehead

  • Football
  • Public-school (private school) boys who call
    you ‘mate’ all the time and talk about football
  • Management Obsessions/Jargon
  • Marketing
  • Meetings
  • C++, visual-anything
  • Microsoft
    (NT goes without saying)
  • Billy Boy Gates
  • Adult Orientated Rock
  • Australian Soaps
  • Religion
  • Jim Davidson
  • Friends/Fraiser etc
  • Sex in the City/Ali McBeal (Bony HamsterWhore)
  • Car adverts (espeically those that try to be funny or clever – give up you coke-snorting talentless cunts)
  • Adverts generally
  • Gary Bushall (including Sun readers)
  • Bernard ‘Cunt’ Manning
  • Sprouts
  • Jeffrey Archer
  • Celine Dion
  • American Sitcoms
  • Open-Plan Offices
  • Students going traveling to India/Africa
  • Eltham
  • Feng Shui, Reiki and all of that old pony.
  • Croydon
  • Fashion
  • WAP
  • The Manic Street Preachers and other poncy bands.
  • Self-important people
  • Unnecessary waiting
  • Films targeting my age-group with 80’s soundtracks.
  • Bono
  • Twitter
  • Emoji