• The BBC asks Trevor Phillips, head of the Commission for Racial Equality, to examine and comment on an Americn report into “black only” classes.
• Mr Phillips examines the report and announces that whilst he doesn’t necessarily think it’s the answer, such radical proposals should not be overlooked.
• The BBC announce that Trevor Phillips is suggesting black only classes and call for comments from every gobby, Daily Mail reading, neo-nazi they can find.
• BBC News headline: Black boys ‘segregation’ rejected.

There you have it, a news story from absolutely nowhere, cooked up entirely by the BBC, with everything in it: race, political correctness, outspoken opinions and education.