Just heard on the radio that the new re-vamped Tory conference is going to
have….oh god…..
a chill-out zone
….cringe..

They’ll be advertising it on pirate radio next.

DJ Duncan Smith spinning intelligent garage
The Blue-rinse ravers room with right-wing drum’n’bass
Ann “Wheels of steel” Widdecombe
Ladies and Pensioners free before 11
Guest Appearance by “Mad Mags Death-Camp-Techno Sound System”
etc etc