After any sort of time off it’s a worry coming back to work, and so after two weeks it was a considerable worry. But it turned out to be ok – loads of shit piled up but that’s not a bad thing – it shrinks time.
What I didn’t expect was my cube to be filled with patriotism in the form of a large number of red, white, and blue balloons! A great welcome I’m sure you’ll agree, but how could I get rid of them without causing offence? Popping them could easily be construed as an act of anti-American terrorism… or even anti-British terrorism.
Thankfully, a long visit to Git-Mo was avoided when the balloons naturally lined up to imitate the French flag – popping the balloons under those circumstances could not cause complaints from the US or the UK…
But there was another problem: the balloons were highly inflated, and so popping them produced some trouser-filling bangs…
Consequently I had to abandon operation balloon pop, and spend the day surrounded by them.
But I will destroy them silently tomorrow…oh yes…silently…
Muwhahahahahahahahaha etc