The End of Internet Noncing

Great news today from ailing, desperate, minister John Reid; a law will soon be in place that will put an end to all Internet child abuse once and for all. Like all wonderful ideas it’s very simple. Paedophiles, snurglars and child pornographers will be forced to register their “email addresses and chatroom names” so that other net users may know whether they are actually talking to a nonce, rather than the 12 year old boy he purports to be.
Personally I think the law should be extended so that sex-cases are forced to append the word “kiddy-fiddler” to their chatroom names. This would simplify the identification process considerably.
Well done Dr Reid, this will surely guarantee your legacy will be favourable as opposed to the hopeless mess it would otherwise have been.


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