We’ve all had shit wine before, but tonight I’m drinking some “2 for a fiver” Vino Collapso with so few pretentions that they named it “Egesto”. If it was called “Excreto” no one would buy it. Odd really; would you rather consume something excreted or something egested ?
Tastes a lot better than the Tesco 2.99 screw-top vinegar.