Two lists for people who haven’t sussed the difference between what’s football, and what’s muggy-bonehead.
Please refer to [Mills,95] for details.
Please refer to [Mills,95] for details.
Football
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UN*X (BSD,SysV,Linux,
you name it I dig it) - Monkey Dust
- IPv6
- Squirrels
- Atheism
-
Security/H4x0r1Sm
White-hat,Red-Hat,black-hat…you need a hat. -
Bats,
Snails and Moggies - Free Encryption
- C, perl, PHP,Java
- James Randi
- Millsy
- Rolf
- Curry
- Red Ken Livingstone
- Viz
- The Eye
- Ogg/MP3s
- Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band
- Gong et al
- Tea
- Anarchism
- Bacon Sarnies (HP sauce essential)
- Cynicism
- NTK
- The Onion
- Blakes 7 Gotta love vila
- Palm
- Telly
- Mark Thomas
- Mark Steel
- SPACED
- Black Books
- TISWAS/OTT etc This is what they want!
- Regan and Carter (The Sweeney, not the presidents)
- Porridge (The TV series, not the oats..although I like that too.)
- Peter Kay Phoenix nights
- Dennis Potter
- David Renwick
- Jack Rosenthal
- Father Ted
- Cheesesteaks
- Tim Hunkin, and other underrated geniuses
- Sean Lock
- Hogarth
- Rasputina
- Sandy Denny
- Dan & Dan
- Peggy Lee
- Love Soup
- David Renwick
- Bruce Schneier
- Viv Stanshall
- John Peel
Muggy Bonehead
- Football
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Public-school (private school) boys who call
you ‘mate’ all the time and talk about football - Management Obsessions/Jargon
- Marketing
- Meetings
- C++, visual-anything
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Microsoft
(NT goes without saying) - Billy Boy Gates
- Adult Orientated Rock
- Australian Soaps
- Religion
- Jim Davidson
- Friends/Fraiser etc
- Sex in the City/Ali McBeal (Bony HamsterWhore)
- Car adverts (espeically those that try to be funny or clever – give up you coke-snorting talentless cunts)
- Adverts generally
- Gary Bushall (including Sun readers)
- Bernard ‘Cunt’ Manning
- Sprouts
- Jeffrey Archer
- Celine Dion
- American Sitcoms
- Open-Plan Offices
- Students going traveling to India/Africa
- Eltham
- Feng Shui, Reiki and all of that old pony.
- Croydon
- Fashion
- WAP
- The Manic Street Preachers and other poncy bands.
- Self-important people
- Unnecessary waiting
- Films targeting my age-group with 80’s soundtracks.
- Bono
- Emoji