Today’s second most significant piece of anti-news: George Orwell was being investigated by MI5. Of course he was! They all were. The biggest mystery is how it’s taken this long to come out in public. The most significant piece of anti-news is that MI5 thought he wasn’t a proper Communist…despite his “bohemian dress”.

Christ al-cocking-mighty we all knew that! He was a public opponent of Communism! Read 1984 if you have any doubts. He even gave MI6 a list of people who had Communist Sympathies! How the bloody, bastarding, fuck did MI5 not realise this ? It’s almost as if MI5 were a bunch of hopelessly ineffective fascist sympathisers or something.