After watching George W Gump’s hilarious message to the nation, where he appealed to the masses to give him and the other oligarchs all of the money they assumed would be heading their way before it all went pear-shaped, I’m lost for words. Yet again, decades after his death, Bill Hicks puts it better than I ever could:

(now that Jesse Helms is (thankfully) dead, you can substitute his name for W, McCain, Palin, Bernanke, Paulson, or any of the other bastards who continue to piss in the same pot.)