{"id":934,"date":"2002-10-01T20:30:08","date_gmt":"2002-10-01T20:30:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/bologs\/vng\/no-title-permalink-18\/"},"modified":"2002-10-01T20:30:08","modified_gmt":"2002-10-01T20:30:08","slug":"no-title-permalink-18","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/no-title-permalink-18\/","title":{"rendered":"No Title (Permalink)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today I went to hospital to discover that the lump on the inside of my cheek isn&#8217;t in fact cancer, but the opening of a saliva gland and totally normal. &#8220;Everyone has one&#8221; the registrar told me, &#8221; in fact you&#8217;ll find another one on the other side&#8221;. Which I did. I also felt like a bit of a pratt &#8211; on the other hand the GP didn&#8217;t spot it as normal either. <\/p>\n<p>Queen Elizabeth hospital, a great example of why PFI is a terrible idea, was as cack as normal. Apart from sending me the appointment date by second class post which caused it to arrive only-just in time, I still had to walk several miles through the hospital to find &#8220;Area G&#8221; and even then I wasn&#8217;t seen until 40 minutes  after my time. The area around the bus stop looks like a landfill site.<\/p>\n<p>Even Norman Lamont was on the radio this morning slagging off PFI&#8230;but still, despite logic and common sense, the iron-heel of New Labour continues to march&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today I went to hospital to discover that the lump on the inside of my cheek isn&#8217;t in fact cancer, but the opening of a saliva gland and totally normal. &#8220;Everyone has one&#8221; the registrar told me, &#8221; in fact you&#8217;ll find another one on the other side&#8221;. Which I did. I also felt like [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-934","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/934","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=934"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/934\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=934"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=934"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=934"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}