{"id":930,"date":"2002-10-20T21:22:19","date_gmt":"2002-10-20T21:22:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/bologs\/vng\/no-title-permalink-14\/"},"modified":"2002-10-20T21:22:19","modified_gmt":"2002-10-20T21:22:19","slug":"no-title-permalink-14","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/no-title-permalink-14\/","title":{"rendered":"No Title (Permalink)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Only my mum and dad could provide such entertainment. Not only did we get the best roast-beef dinner I&#8217;ve ever had, but we were also treated to anecdotes about:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Calling the head of PYE records a cunt (in a totally respectful way)<\/li>\n<li>Getting arseholed on pints of complimentary champage at the PYE party where the head &#8216;cunt&#8217; introduced him to leading members of the mafia.<\/li>\n<li>My great grandad getting caught with his shirt tails in the oven by Uncle Ernie&#8230;.he was trying to dry the end of Ernie&#8217;s shirt to get the shit off that he had covered it in after a heavy night on th e piss<\/li>\n<li>The ugliest woman in the world who had a strange sexual allure and a load of kids who weren&#8217;t her husband&#8217;s.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Only my mum and dad could provide such entertainment. Not only did we get the best roast-beef dinner I&#8217;ve ever had, but we were also treated to anecdotes about: Calling the head of PYE records a cunt (in a totally respectful way) Getting arseholed on pints of complimentary champage at the PYE party where the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-930","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/930","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=930"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/930\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=930"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=930"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=930"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}