{"id":895,"date":"2003-03-20T08:34:42","date_gmt":"2003-03-20T08:34:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/bologs\/vng\/cruising\/"},"modified":"2003-03-20T08:34:42","modified_gmt":"2003-03-20T08:34:42","slug":"cruising","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/cruising\/","title":{"rendered":"Cruising"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Wanker and Rumsfeld decided to start the festivities with a &#8220;decapitation&#8221;, so they send in a bunch of stealth bombers and over 40 cruise missiles to &#8220;decapitate&#8221; Iraq.<br \/>\nJust before the all-clear sounds in Baghdad, Saddam Hussein appears on TV, his head still very much attached and verbally sticks up two fingers at the west. Aren&#8217;t the army a tiny bit embarrassed ?<br \/>\nMind you, judging from the picture of Iraq&#8217;s fatherly dictator on the <a href=\"http:\/\/news.bbc.co.uk\/1\/hi\/world\/middle_east\/2866969.stm\">BBC news site<\/a>, the rumours about him having a load of body doubles could well be true, and by the look of it they were contsructed by the Spitting Image team.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wanker and Rumsfeld decided to start the festivities with a &#8220;decapitation&#8221;, so they send in a bunch of stealth bombers and over 40 cruise missiles to &#8220;decapitate&#8221; Iraq. Just before the all-clear sounds in Baghdad, Saddam Hussein appears on TV, his head still very much attached and verbally sticks up two fingers at the west. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-895","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/895","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=895"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/895\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=895"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=895"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=895"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}