{"id":883,"date":"2003-04-18T18:19:26","date_gmt":"2003-04-18T18:19:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/bologs\/vng\/laaaaaazy-days\/"},"modified":"2003-04-18T18:19:26","modified_gmt":"2003-04-18T18:19:26","slug":"laaaaaazy-days","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/laaaaaazy-days\/","title":{"rendered":"Laaaaaazy days"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Now and again it&#8217;s good to do absolutely bugger all. Good friday is normally a very dull day where nothing happens, so go with it and <i>deliberately<\/i> do nothing. Nice. So apart from going down the road to buy 4 bottles of revolting &#8220;wine&#8221; (2 for a fiver &#8211; I don&#8217;t care what it tastes like) I&#8217;ve not left the house all day. Nathan and Connor (a couple of the kids from down the road) totally soaked me with water pistols as I was coming back in&#8230;.so I will soon be buying the most powerful water gun in the world and rewenge will be mine Muwahahahahaaha!<\/p>\n<p>How cheery to see the people of Baghdad (quite a few of them in fact) demonstrating against Americas invasion of their land. It seems that outside of Iraq people don&#8217;t realise that Iraqis are actually as real and normal as everyone else. Anyone should object to being taken over in such a cynical way, even in the person they were taking over from is a bastard. They know, just as well as Wanker and Blair, that <a href=\"http:\/\/www.informationclearinghouse.info\/article2842.htm\">Chalabi is just as much of a shit<\/a> as Saddam. In fact the only difference is that he gets on well with the U.S. state. Very much like <a href=\"http:\/\/www.upi.com\/view.cfm?StoryID=20030410-070214-6557r\">Saddam was in the 1960s<\/a><br \/>\nTim has spent a long while on my knee today. He&#8217;d be there still if I didn&#8217;t get achey and need to stand up. Lovely bird.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Now and again it&#8217;s good to do absolutely bugger all. Good friday is normally a very dull day where nothing happens, so go with it and deliberately do nothing. Nice. So apart from going down the road to buy 4 bottles of revolting &#8220;wine&#8221; (2 for a fiver &#8211; I don&#8217;t care what it tastes [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-883","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/883","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=883"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/883\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=883"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=883"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=883"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}