{"id":820,"date":"2003-10-18T14:47:59","date_gmt":"2003-10-18T14:47:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/bologs\/vng\/time-out\/"},"modified":"2003-10-18T14:47:59","modified_gmt":"2003-10-18T14:47:59","slug":"time-out","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/time-out\/","title":{"rendered":"Time out"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Every day at work I get to fix a random selection of problems from an ever expanding set of potential problems. It&#8217;s bloody frustrating knowing that after fixing a problem, it will only be a matter of days weeks or months before it needs fixing again. Some of them could be fixed &#8220;properly&#8221; with an investment in hardware, time or interest; none of which we can spare. Others are just caused by bogons that occur too infrequently to discover what&#8217;s causing them. It&#8217;s like the pressure loss in a central heating system. No-one knows what causes them to loose pressure, but as long as it doesn&#8217;t need filling up  more than once a month no-one&#8217;s going to be bothered\/able to find out what&#8217;s wrong. Without wanting to extend this dodgy metaphor to new-Labour levels: I have to run about 30 similar central heating systems at the same time. <\/p>\n<p>Tensions in the department are high, mainly due to management; not that it&#8217;s bad, it just doesn&#8217;t exist. As people get more uptight and stressed, they take it out on the people with whom they work, and the vicious circle continues to turn. I&#8217;m just as guilty as anyone for loosing my temper, but it&#8217;s hard not to.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, on thursday evening I went to Brighton straight from work &#8211; Ben had got a couple of tickets for Mark Steele doing stand up. It&#8217;s been many, many years since I&#8217;d seen him live and I remember thinking he was brilliant. Well it&#8217;s been a long time since I belly laughed as much as that &#8211; superb. After the gig, we had a few pints in the pub and went back to Ben&#8217;s where he managed to make a gourmet quality meal of bangers and mash. I wish I ever had the energy and talent to knock up a really together meal like that&#8230;at midnight&#8230;when half cut. I drifted off to sleep watching a rare Bill Hicks video. A Satiritastic evening.<\/p>\n<p>Friday morning, Ben was ill and so didn&#8217;t go into work. We started the day slowly and comfortably &#8211; tea, more Bill Hicks and a couple of Trisha lie detector results. After this I walked along the sea front and up to the station, stopping breafly at &#8220;Bites Cafe&#8221; for an egg and bacon sandwich. The weather was absolutely perfect; just how I would have it every day: very bright, cold and not a cloud in sight. I don&#8217;t care what anyone says, autumn is the most beautiful time of the year.<\/p>\n<p>From Brighton I went up to Dorking. Adele, her sister, and Stuart had brought Peter down to see his dad. So Brodie went out and bought a massive pedal-power JCB-type-tractor thing and Peter nearly exploded with excitement. Later on, Fino turned up from Wolverhampton and we all had a good day. For weeks now I&#8217;ve been working on a <a href=\"media\/xisep2.jpg\" target=\"_new\">picture for the wall of the pub<\/a> and the day before I&#8217;d managed to get it printed out so was able to present it, framed. Printed on that high quality photo paper it really did look good. I also managed to get Brodie&#8217;s PC together at last and hook him up to the Internet which provided enough smugness for me to not worry about spending the day in a pub.<br \/>\nBut, it was very knackering,I fell asleep on the train and had to be woken up when we hit Waterloo. By Lewisham I was dead and spent the best part of <i>5 bloody quid<\/i> on a black cab from the station&#8230;worth every penny. I just wanted to fall into bed, but Humphrey had other plans for us.<\/p>\n<p>When I got in he was very pleased to have the full complement of his flock back in the house and so when I left the room he tried to fly after me. Sadly, due to lack of experience, he&#8217;s a really, really crap flyer. He ended up on the curtain rail. To cut a long story short we both slept on the floor of living room&#8230;with the light on.. in case he tried to come down in the night and hurt himself. Every hour or so the discomfort of our landlady-fitted parquet flooring, coupled with the fact that light was on, woke us up and we spend some time calling him and making bird noises.<\/p>\n<p>We didn&#8217;t manage to get him down until late this morning. I had to get the step ladder out and coax him down. Even then it took three or four goes before he actually got down. One time I got him perched on his food bucket and halfway down the ladder when he panicked and flapped off&#8230;straight back up to the rail&#8230;pillock. He really wanted to come down but was just so scared &#8211; I don&#8217;t think he managed to sleep last night. Anyway now he&#8217;s back down and sleeping on one leg while I end up doing a bunch of work that I didn&#8217;t do on Friday and seemingly no-one else there could do. God how irritating&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Every day at work I get to fix a random selection of problems from an ever expanding set of potential problems. It&#8217;s bloody frustrating knowing that after fixing a problem, it will only be a matter of days weeks or months before it needs fixing again. 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