{"id":747,"date":"2004-05-26T20:32:26","date_gmt":"2004-05-26T20:32:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/bologs\/vng\/iller\/"},"modified":"2004-05-26T20:32:26","modified_gmt":"2004-05-26T20:32:26","slug":"iller","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/iller\/","title":{"rendered":"Iller"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>For the last few days I&#8217;ve been feeling more tired, achey and in pain. Today it was too much so I stayed at home and tried to sleep as much as I could. It has made me feel a lot better although day-time telly made me feel a lot worse, despite Des and Mel now being off the air.<br \/>\nThere are probably loads of things I should blog about, but really I can&#8217;t be bothered. The reason for a long inter-blog distance is either being too busy, or ennui.  I&#8217;ve had both, so in order to make life quicker and simpler, here are the things I would have blogged about if I could be arsed:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Blair&#8217;s days being numbered &#8211; mark my words<\/li>\n<li>Wanker Bush not being dead&#8230;although I think most U.S. republicans probably agree with me on that one<\/li>\n<li>Humph being nervous but even more adorable<\/li>\n<li>Feeling crap about how bad I am at contacting my friends<\/li>\n<li>Feeling annoyed about how poor my current place of employment is with regard to management<\/li>\n<li>Wishing Jack Straw would fall into a vat of solvent &#8220;dip&#8221; and bubble away into nothing.<\/li>\n<li>Wishing Herr Jack Straw would get whipped too hard by Frauline Helga and pass out so that the French resitance could shoot him in the face<\/li>\n<li>Probably loads of other things I&#8217;ve forgotten about<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Ah well, good night.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For the last few days I&#8217;ve been feeling more tired, achey and in pain. Today it was too much so I stayed at home and tried to sleep as much as I could. It has made me feel a lot better although day-time telly made me feel a lot worse, despite Des and Mel now [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-747","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/747","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=747"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/747\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=747"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=747"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=747"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}