{"id":719,"date":"2004-07-31T13:11:59","date_gmt":"2004-07-31T13:11:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/bologs\/vng\/googlejuicedoor-opening-service\/"},"modified":"2004-07-31T13:11:59","modified_gmt":"2004-07-31T13:11:59","slug":"googlejuicedoor-opening-service","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/googlejuicedoor-opening-service\/","title":{"rendered":"GoogleJuice\/Door opening service"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Someone very clever reverse-engineered the Google toolbar enough to work out how to generate the checksum needed to get a pagerank.<br \/>\nIn a nutshell, drag <a href=\"javascript:document.location=%22http:\/\/www.fatsquirrel.org\/googlepagerank.php?url=%22+document.location\"><br \/>\nthis link<\/a> into your bookmarks or toolbar, and then whenever you want to know the pagerank of the page you&#8217;re viewing, just click the button.<br \/>\nThe most surprising find for me was that of all of the various pointless sites I have up, the one with the most Google juice is&#8230;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.fatsquirrel.org\/sandwichselector\" target=\"_new\">sandwich selector<\/a>. Funny old world.<br \/>\nYet another Friday night I don&#8217;t remember. Yet again a lacklustre plan to give up drinking for a while. Yet again woken at 2:30am by a couple of Italian students that erroneously believe that we operate a 24-hour &#8220;door opening service&#8221; for Surrey House. Michele was so infuriated (this is a frequent occurance),she went up to the front door, shouted at the poor bastards and then closed the door on them&#8230;<br \/>\nHowever, Michele has a plan. We will construct a tape of hold music, with occasional interjections such as:<br \/>\n&#8220;Welcome to the Door Opening Service. All of our door openers are busy at the moment but we will open the door as soon as someone is available.&#8221;<br \/>\nand<br \/>\n&#8220;Sorry for the delay, your door-opening request is important to us. Please continue to hold&#8221;<br \/>\nor<br \/>\n&#8220;Sorry, we are experiencing more door-opening requests than usual. Please continue to hold, or request the door is opened at a more reasonable time.&#8221;<br \/>\nLoop it, and play it down the phone the next time some pillock decides to rin random bell number at 2 in the morning.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Someone very clever reverse-engineered the Google toolbar enough to work out how to generate the checksum needed to get a pagerank. In a nutshell, drag this link into your bookmarks or toolbar, and then whenever you want to know the pagerank of the page you&#8217;re viewing, just click the button. The most surprising find for [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-719","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/719","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=719"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/719\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=719"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=719"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=719"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}