{"id":696,"date":"2004-08-22T20:42:35","date_gmt":"2004-08-22T20:42:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/bologs\/vng\/you-cant-polish-a-turd\/"},"modified":"2004-08-22T20:42:35","modified_gmt":"2004-08-22T20:42:35","slug":"you-cant-polish-a-turd","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/you-cant-polish-a-turd\/","title":{"rendered":"You can&#8217;t polish a turd"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>After getting a load of red-necks to sing along with that kazakhstani country classic &#8220;Throw the Jew Down the Well&#8221;, I didn&#8217;t think Borat could get any better. He has. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.suprnova.org\/\" target=\"_new\">Download it NOW!<\/a>.<br \/>\nLovely evening with my parents after a nice <a href=\"irc:\/\/irc.thegleek.com\/urban75\" target=\"_new\">chat with Alex<\/a> this afternoon. My dad told lots more stories including the one where Uncle Bill proved that you <i>can<\/i>, in fact, polish a turd<\/a>. Details in a later blog.<br \/>\nP.S. Roast Lamb tonight &#8211; I will sleep well.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After getting a load of red-necks to sing along with that kazakhstani country classic &#8220;Throw the Jew Down the Well&#8221;, I didn&#8217;t think Borat could get any better. He has. Download it NOW!. Lovely evening with my parents after a nice chat with Alex this afternoon. My dad told lots more stories including the one [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-696","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/696","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=696"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/696\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=696"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=696"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=696"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}