{"id":638,"date":"2005-01-01T17:46:17","date_gmt":"2005-01-01T17:46:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/bologs\/vng\/spot-the-desperate-whores\/"},"modified":"2022-09-18T22:33:32","modified_gmt":"2022-09-18T22:33:32","slug":"spot-the-desperate-whores","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/spot-the-desperate-whores\/","title":{"rendered":"Spot the desperate whores"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s a game for you. Go to this <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hotgossip.co.uk\/\" target=\"_new\" rel=\"noopener\">trivial, sycophantic fart of a website<\/a> and try to find one sentence that isn&#8217;t either:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>trying to whore the author out to anything that pays<\/li>\n<li>pretending that it has serious readers outside of the &#8220;editorial staff&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>trying to whore the authors friends out to anything that pays<\/li>\n<li>totally devoid of actual content<\/li>\n<li>simply an advert for some shitty product\/service\/person that has asked for a plug in return for a freebie<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>and I&#8217;ll send you a prize: a flying pig, together with some egested remnants of my hat.<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"media\/frankenhooker2.jpg\" width=\"179\" height=\"200\" align=\"right\"\/>My favourite section is the &#8220;Celebrity Fashion, Fitness &amp; Beauty&#8221; section, which is merely a vehicle for the talentless, Frankenhooker-wannabe <a href=\"http:\/\/sally.moonfruit.com\/\" target=\"_new\" rel=\"noopener\">Sally Farmiloe<\/a> <b>[Update 2008 &#8211; latest website at <a href=\"http:\/\/sallyfarmiloe.com\/\">http:\/\/sallyfarmiloe.com\/<\/a>]<\/b> to brag about her pathetic, tawdry lifestyle. In fact, on her website, Sally herself describes this section as &#8220;by far the most popular and covers international stars and products&#8221;. No point being falsely modest is there ? The best quote concerns her doomed &#8220;mini it-girl&#8221; daughter: <a href=\"http:\/\/jade.moonfruit.com\/\" target=\"_new\" rel=\"noopener\">Jade<\/a>. Sally declaimed:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.hotgossip.co.uk\/December_2004_-_January_2005\/148.cntns\" target=\"_new\" rel=\"noopener\">We didn&#8217;t have a butler at JADE&#8217;s recent 13th birthday party cruising down the river on board THE EDWARDIAN (welcome to teenagerhood, JP) but we did have the best cake anyone&#8217;s ever seen. Made by the delightful VICKY at [blatant, corrrupt whore-plug supressed] the beautiful chocolate cake was in the shape of a LOUIS VUITTON handbag, just the right symbol for today&#8217;s designer-mad young gels<\/a>.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Those designer-mad young gels eh ? Tchoh! I blame the parents. Personally I favour the creams over the gels any day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s a game for you. Go to this trivial, sycophantic fart of a website and try to find one sentence that isn&#8217;t either: trying to whore the author out to anything that pays pretending that it has serious readers outside of the &#8220;editorial staff&#8221; trying to whore the authors friends out to anything that pays [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-638","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/638","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=638"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/638\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1552,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/638\/revisions\/1552"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=638"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=638"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=638"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}