{"id":627,"date":"2005-02-07T21:29:32","date_gmt":"2005-02-07T21:29:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/bologs\/vng\/shit-wine\/"},"modified":"2005-02-07T21:29:32","modified_gmt":"2005-02-07T21:29:32","slug":"shit-wine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/shit-wine\/","title":{"rendered":"Shit wine"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;ve all had shit wine before, but tonight I&#8217;m drinking some &#8220;2 for a fiver&#8221; Vino Collapso with so few pretentions that they named it &#8220;Egesto&#8221;. If it was called &#8220;Excreto&#8221; no one would buy it. Odd really; would you rather consume something excreted or something egested ?<br \/>\nTastes a lot better than the Tesco 2.99 screw-top vinegar.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;ve all had shit wine before, but tonight I&#8217;m drinking some &#8220;2 for a fiver&#8221; Vino Collapso with so few pretentions that they named it &#8220;Egesto&#8221;. If it was called &#8220;Excreto&#8221; no one would buy it. Odd really; would you rather consume something excreted or something egested ? Tastes a lot better than the Tesco [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-627","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/627","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=627"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/627\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=627"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=627"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=627"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}