{"id":626,"date":"2005-02-09T20:15:58","date_gmt":"2005-02-09T20:15:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/bologs\/vng\/yeah\/"},"modified":"2005-02-09T20:15:58","modified_gmt":"2005-02-09T20:15:58","slug":"yeah","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/yeah\/","title":{"rendered":"YEAH!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Three things I&#8217;m always banging on about that I feel are now empirically correct:<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>Trackback is a stupid idea and will backfire resulting in <a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.co.uk\/search?hl=en&#038;q=trackback+spam\" target=\"_new\">more spam for everyone<\/a><\/li>\n<li>TV is better now than ever before<\/li>\n<li>Since &#8220;streamlining&#8221;, the British postal service is now more shit than ever before and makes the US service look efficient and well designed<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>Item 1 above is self explanatory. Item 2 will totally bemuse the pretentious-middle-classes; they don&#8217;t watch TV so will never have seen BBC FOUR. But they lose: I&#8217;d love to be the sort of person who can say they honestly prefer the output of Radio 4 and BBC &#8216;FOUR&#8217; to everything else&#8230;and amazingly, I genuinely do! Really! They&#8217;re superb! OK, they may well have dumbed down, and I wouldn&#8217;t know, but I really don&#8217;t think so.<br \/>\nItem 3, whilst being obvious to any current British citizen, may need expanding upon for overseas readers.<br \/>\nTen years ago, Michele came to England and was shocked by how poor our expectations were with respect to public services. Understandable when you consider how service-centered US culture can be. However, one thing she couldn&#8217;t knock, because it was so impressive, was the postal service. At that time, the GPO was the best in the world. Super-cheap, super-efficient and super accurate. Nowadays, since the makeover, you are lucky if you receive 50% of your mail. It&#8217;s so sad to see. Today my dad received the second half of his birthday present: a DVD. It was supposed to arrive yesterday but the &#8216;110&#8217; on the package, printed by a computer, in a very clear font, meant that the contractor-postie felt it really belonged to number 100&#8230;Luckily the people at 100 didn&#8217;t like 1950s French comedies and dropped it off to him.<br \/>\nThe older I become, the more of an anarchist I become. The only way a service will not only become but remain efficient is if the people involved do it out of a sense of pride rather than a sense of duty. That won&#8217;t happen while you&#8217;ve got some useless tosser of a &#8220;team leader&#8221; breathing down your neck, because his\/her manager is breathing down her neck, because&#8230;you get the idea.<br \/>\nLoyalty goes out of the window when your bosses start to treat you like shit. Therefore capitalism is doomed&#8230;.but what will follow scares me. That too will fail, but not until a lot of blood is spilt. I don&#8217;t want that either.<\/p>\n<p>Another thing that worries me is that in the past week I have encountered two, seperate, voice-recognition systems at the end of a phone-number. I always said that we would know for sure when a VR algorithm started working because the call centres would all close down. It seems that day is nearing. Bye Newcastle, Wales, Belfast, Bangalore. You&#8217;re about to be shafted. Not just yet &#8211; these systems are still way crap. But another five years and we may be there.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Three things I&#8217;m always banging on about that I feel are now empirically correct: Trackback is a stupid idea and will backfire resulting in more spam for everyone TV is better now than ever before Since &#8220;streamlining&#8221;, the British postal service is now more shit than ever before and makes the US service look efficient [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-626","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/626","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=626"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/626\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=626"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=626"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=626"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}