{"id":608,"date":"2005-05-04T22:21:06","date_gmt":"2005-05-04T22:21:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/bologs\/vng\/would-you-like-to-unfasten-my-braid\/"},"modified":"2005-05-04T22:21:06","modified_gmt":"2005-05-04T22:21:06","slug":"would-you-like-to-unfasten-my-braid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/would-you-like-to-unfasten-my-braid\/","title":{"rendered":"Would you like to unfasten my braid ?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Two years ago, if you&#8217;d asked me if I could ever love someone\/thing with feathers, I&#8217;d have thought you were barking. And you would have been &#8211; it&#8217;s a bizarre question to ask someone. But now, as I type on this parrot-shit caked keyboard, I think of my dear little humph and her innocent, earnest, face, and it makes me feel strangely loved-up. Perhaps we need children now&#8230;(Michele and I, not the bird&#8230;)<br \/>\nI&#8217;m also thinking of Michele, in her distant luxury hotel. This week I realised just how much I depend on my sweet bat. Thanks meanie.<br \/>\nSorry all &#8211; this wasn&#8217;t supposed to be a maudlin, soppy blog but that&#8217;s just how it came out.<br \/>\nThis afternoon and all day tomorrow I&#8217;m off work for unbloggable reasons.<\/p>\n<p>What a crap blog. Sorry.<\/p>\n<p>BTW &#8211; I loved HHGTTG despite this <a href=\"http:\/\/www.planetmagrathea.com\/longreview1.html\" target=\"_new\">&#8220;expert&#8221; opinion<\/a>. I intended to write to this character and point out what a nob he is, but it seems that <a href=\"http:\/\/www.planetmagrathea.com\/index2.html\" target=\"_new\">he&#8217;s already done a good job of doing it himself.<\/a><br \/>\nGood night.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two years ago, if you&#8217;d asked me if I could ever love someone\/thing with feathers, I&#8217;d have thought you were barking. And you would have been &#8211; it&#8217;s a bizarre question to ask someone. But now, as I type on this parrot-shit caked keyboard, I think of my dear little humph and her innocent, earnest, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-608","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/608","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=608"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/608\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=608"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=608"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=608"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}