{"id":600,"date":"2005-06-13T20:58:24","date_gmt":"2005-06-13T20:58:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/bologs\/vng\/illin\/"},"modified":"2005-06-13T20:58:24","modified_gmt":"2005-06-13T20:58:24","slug":"illin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/illin\/","title":{"rendered":"Illin"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tip of the day: &#8220;never reheat food in a microwave for less than 4 minutes&#8221;. If only I had read this in my blog before I wrote it, perhaps I wouldn&#8217;t have spent so much time puking on things today.<br \/>\nAfter a couple of dignified projectile vomiting sessions before work, I foolishly decided to go in regardless. In fairness, I managed to hold back the stomach flinches for an hour, a long phonecall, and the recovery of a crashed finance server before deciding to bail out and go home. Sadly, that five-minute walk proved two and a half minutes too long and I capitulated to the will of my wretch muscles: all over the shrubs at the front of the college. Hey, it was either that or over the passing pedestrians.<br \/>\nThis is most ill I&#8217;ve been for a long while, and I&#8217;m still feeling rough as a badger&#8217;s arse.<\/p>\n<p>Life seems scary at the moment. My dreams have been very, very distressing as a result. Some mornings I wake up feeling like I&#8217;ve spent the last eight hours being abused and beaten up by everyone from close friends to Michael Caine.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tip of the day: &#8220;never reheat food in a microwave for less than 4 minutes&#8221;. If only I had read this in my blog before I wrote it, perhaps I wouldn&#8217;t have spent so much time puking on things today. After a couple of dignified projectile vomiting sessions before work, I foolishly decided to go [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-600","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/600","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=600"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/600\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=600"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=600"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=600"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}