{"id":580,"date":"2005-09-14T21:45:47","date_gmt":"2005-09-14T21:45:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/bologs\/vng\/fucking-well-fucked-off\/"},"modified":"2005-09-14T21:45:47","modified_gmt":"2005-09-14T21:45:47","slug":"fucking-well-fucked-off","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/fucking-well-fucked-off\/","title":{"rendered":"Fucking well fucked off"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Not depressed this time, just annoyed. Annoyed with the whole way life and society is structured in 2005&#8230;in London anyway.<br \/>\nWork: Why do we do it ? Most people would agree that we don&#8217;t like it, we don&#8217;t like most of the people there and we don&#8217;t do it out of choice. How crap is that ? We spend most of our waking lives in this crap situation. Even when it&#8217;s gorgeous and sunny out. Wouldn&#8217;t it be better to at least be with people we like ? Doing things we enjoy doing ?<br \/>\nOK we need to eat, but if we spent our days totally in search of food with our friends\/partners at least it would be something we couldn&#8217;t bitch about &#8211; unlike  doing the accounts in some crappy corporate hell-hole.<br \/>\nAnd don&#8217;t even get me started on dress codes&#8230;is there anything more bizarrely weird than that ? Ties ?<br \/>\nA workmate was kind enough to answer my &#8220;three meals away from revolution&#8221; query (Heinlein &#8211; although I&#8217;ve yet to validate this) so I&#8217;ll ask you all for the answer to this:<\/p>\n<h2>What are ties for, and from whence do they come ?<\/h2>\n<p>Why obscure shirt buttons ? Perhaps because they hint at the <i>raw nudity<\/i> underneath ?<br \/>\nAlso, where do cotton trousers stop and jeans begin ? Why are they so offensive to business minded people ?<br \/>\nI&#8217;m concerned that my trouser\/jean combination may be offending some of the office workers at my place of employment so I have decided to invest in a posh suit so I can look &#8220;business professional&#8221;. And, as there is nothing in the dress code about it, I&#8217;ll paint the words &#8220;Fucking Rats&#8217; Cocks&#8221; on the back in acrylic paint.<br \/>\nCan&#8217;t do this for the rest of my life. Anyone want to fund a slacker ?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Not depressed this time, just annoyed. Annoyed with the whole way life and society is structured in 2005&#8230;in London anyway. Work: Why do we do it ? Most people would agree that we don&#8217;t like it, we don&#8217;t like most of the people there and we don&#8217;t do it out of choice. How crap is [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-580","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/580","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=580"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/580\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=580"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=580"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=580"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}