{"id":579,"date":"2005-09-17T18:04:01","date_gmt":"2005-09-17T18:04:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/bologs\/vng\/aired\/"},"modified":"2005-09-17T18:04:01","modified_gmt":"2005-09-17T18:04:01","slug":"aired","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/aired\/","title":{"rendered":"Aired"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A friend of mine, Kauser, inadvertently introduced me to a really excellent word: Air. Not the noun that we all know and breath, but the verb. <\/p>\n<blockquote><p><b>Air<\/b> <i>vb.<\/i><br \/>To air is to ignore, dismiss or blank in an aloof or haughty manner.<br \/><i>Example:<\/i>The next time I saw Britney she totally aired me man.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Well, the other day I got aired in the most nasty way imaginable by some 50-something woman who makes most of the uptight, straight, tosspots who populate my officeblock look like warm, friendly, hippies. I once made the mistake of trying to converse with her in front of the coffee machine, an act to which she responded with a dirisory sneer. The other day I held a door open for her and, as she walked through, she <i>aired<\/i> me with a look on her face which, when translated to English, said &#8220;that scruffy twat understands the concept of respect for his elders and betters then&#8221;. If I hadn&#8217;t found it so shocking I would have followed her back to her desk, opening every intervening door with the biggest cheesy grin I could muster. And then grinned as I shat on her keyboard. Much like Humphrey does.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A friend of mine, Kauser, inadvertently introduced me to a really excellent word: Air. Not the noun that we all know and breath, but the verb. Air vb.To air is to ignore, dismiss or blank in an aloof or haughty manner.Example:The next time I saw Britney she totally aired me man. Well, the other day [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-579","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/579","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=579"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/579\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=579"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=579"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=579"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}