{"id":560,"date":"2005-11-27T14:27:32","date_gmt":"2005-11-27T14:27:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/bologs\/vng\/ready-to-kill-somone\/"},"modified":"2005-11-27T14:27:32","modified_gmt":"2005-11-27T14:27:32","slug":"ready-to-kill-somone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/ready-to-kill-somone\/","title":{"rendered":"Ready to kill somone"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>For the third time this month we have no Internet access! I&#8217;m in a state beyond normal anger.<br \/>\nOf course, we don&#8217;t know whose fault it is&#8230;the fact that it went down during scheduled engineering work at my local exchange and hasn&#8217;t come back up since is surely a co-incidence. Otherwise that would make BT the most incompetent, usless, bubmling, reckless cocks onf the whole of the fucking bastard planet.<br \/>\nSo, I&#8217;m writing this using my mobile as a GPRS modem. 3 second ping times! I remember those! But oddly they don&#8217;t fill me with nostalgic joy.<br \/>\nIn response to my ISP fulfilling their legal requirement by informing me that I may be charged if engineers are called out I mentioned that if BT tried to charge me there would be slayings of BT staff. He told me he could comment. He also asked me if I would video it and put a torrent on the net for him&#8230;I liked him.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For the third time this month we have no Internet access! I&#8217;m in a state beyond normal anger. Of course, we don&#8217;t know whose fault it is&#8230;the fact that it went down during scheduled engineering work at my local exchange and hasn&#8217;t come back up since is surely a co-incidence. Otherwise that would make BT [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-560","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/560","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=560"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/560\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=560"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=560"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=560"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}