Are you unemployed, mentally-ill or just a masochist ? If so you probably watch daytime TV, and this quiz is for you:<\/p>\n
How many Kitchen Directs are there ?<\/b>
\nA> 12
\nB> 5
\nC> There’s only one<\/p>\n
If you’ve got debts, mortgage arrears and even CCJs is it possible to still get a loan ?<\/b>
\nA> No
\nB> Yes, and at very competative rates of interest<\/p>\n
If you hurt yourself at work, maybe by slipping in the foyer or by falling off your lorry when you’re lacing the cover, how difficult is it to get compensation ?<\/b>
\nA> You can’t
\nB> You can, but it’s difficult and probably very expensive
\nC> Just one phonecall to claims direct is all you need<\/p>\n
What is the most annoying thing in the world ?<\/b>
\nA> Harry Hastings
\nB> Barry Scott’s shouty voice
\nC> The dysfunctional, rubber Dolmio family
\nD> The theme music from “This Morning”
\nE> That old puncher who’s going to “do that equity release thing”<\/p>\n
The Purple people have helped thousands of people. But how ?<\/b>
\nA> Helped them buy new cars
\nB> Improve their homes
\nC> Consolidate debts into managable chunks
\nD> All of the above<\/p>\n
Which of the following are a bit like that in life ?<\/b>
\nA> A great big onion
\nB> A piece of shit
\nC> Tidying up the garden can seem like hard work, but it’s great when it’s all done.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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