{"id":466,"date":"2006-11-19T11:50:39","date_gmt":"2006-11-19T11:50:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/bologs\/vng\/ploppy\/"},"modified":"2006-11-19T11:50:39","modified_gmt":"2006-11-19T11:50:39","slug":"ploppy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/ploppy\/","title":{"rendered":"Ploppy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last night I released a stupid little blogging tool called <a href=\"\/software\/ploppy\/\" target=\"_new\">Ploppy<\/a>. It&#8217;s a little plugin for <a href=\"http:\/\/wordpress.org\/\" target=\"_new\">WordPress<\/a> that lets you add a line to each blog describing the state of your bowel movements using the Bristol Stool Scale. For example:<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size:0.8em;padding:7px;border:1px solid;\">Stools: Type 4 <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/software\/ploppy\/ploppy\/4.png\" width=\"30\" height=\"30\" alt=\"-\" align=\"middle\" \/> Like a sausage or snake, smooth and soft<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Anyway, this morning I received an appreciative email that nearly caused me to issue a Type 7:<\/p>\n<p><tt><br \/>\nSubject: ploppy rules!<\/p>\n<p>You forgot to mention the painful joys of passing a gigantic 2.  As you<br \/>\nstand beside the throne, panting with effort and tears of joy and relief<br \/>\nin your eyes, you hit the flush handle and are then presented with the<br \/>\nsight of your ginormous 2 pitching stern-up like a sinking ship and<br \/>\nwhirling round and round with the water, coating the insides of the bowl<br \/>\nin all four quadrants.  It is, if done at the office toilet, a<br \/>\nstatement: \"I was here, and I passed what was to be passed, and I did it<br \/>\nmightily.  Your mere skidmarks do not impress me.\"  (that's assuming<br \/>\nyou're a thoughtless twit and don't apply the brush to it at once)<\/p>\n<p>Just a cheery bit of scatology to entertain you.<\/p>\n<p>Cheers,<br \/>\nMike<br \/>\n<\/tt><\/p>\n<p>I love the Internet \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last night I released a stupid little blogging tool called Ploppy. It&#8217;s a little plugin for WordPress that lets you add a line to each blog describing the state of your bowel movements using the Bristol Stool Scale. For example: Stools: Type 4 Like a sausage or snake, smooth and soft Anyway, this morning I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-466","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/466","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=466"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/466\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=466"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=466"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=466"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}