{"id":441,"date":"2007-02-06T11:17:30","date_gmt":"2007-02-06T11:17:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/bologs\/vng\/the-end-of-internet-noncing\/"},"modified":"2007-02-06T11:17:30","modified_gmt":"2007-02-06T11:17:30","slug":"the-end-of-internet-noncing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/the-end-of-internet-noncing\/","title":{"rendered":"The End of Internet Noncing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Great news today from ailing, desperate, minister John Reid; a law will soon be in place that will <a href=\"http:\/\/news.bbc.co.uk\/1\/hi\/uk_politics\/6333673.stm\" target=\"_new\">put an end to all Internet child abuse<\/a> once and for all. Like all wonderful ideas it&#8217;s very simple. Paedophiles, snurglars and child pornographers will be <i>forced<\/i> to register their &#8220;email addresses and chatroom names&#8221; so that other net users may know whether they are actually talking to a nonce, rather than the 12 year old boy he purports to be.<br \/>\nPersonally I think the law should be extended so that sex-cases are <i>forced<\/i> to append the word &#8220;kiddy-fiddler&#8221; to their chatroom names. This would simplify the identification process considerably.<br \/>\nWell done Dr Reid, this will surely guarantee your legacy  will be favourable as opposed to the hopeless mess it would otherwise have been.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Great news today from ailing, desperate, minister John Reid; a law will soon be in place that will put an end to all Internet child abuse once and for all. Like all wonderful ideas it&#8217;s very simple. Paedophiles, snurglars and child pornographers will be forced to register their &#8220;email addresses and chatroom names&#8221; so that [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-441","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/441","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=441"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/441\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=441"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=441"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=441"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}