{"id":432,"date":"2007-03-19T19:59:39","date_gmt":"2007-03-19T19:59:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/bologs\/vng\/dicktators\/"},"modified":"2007-03-19T19:59:39","modified_gmt":"2007-03-19T19:59:39","slug":"dicktators","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/dicktators\/","title":{"rendered":"Dicktators"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"media\/mugler.jpg\" target=\"_new\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"media\/mugler.jpg\" width=\"200\" height=\"122\" class=\"illustration\" align=\"left\" alt=\"Mugabe\/Hitler\" \/><\/a>In case anyone was in any doubt about Bob Mugabe&#8217;s status in the Dictator stakes, he has thoughtfully adopted the standard upper-lip adornment made popular by Adolf Hitler to make his position absolutely clear. If only all rabid, power-mad, dictators would follow suit it would make identifying them so much easier. But generally they don&#8217;t. They grin, laugh, even play electric guitars, and look normal. In fact if it wasn&#8217;t for the maniacal glint in their cold, evil eyes it would be impossible to tell them from normal people.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In case anyone was in any doubt about Bob Mugabe&#8217;s status in the Dictator stakes, he has thoughtfully adopted the standard upper-lip adornment made popular by Adolf Hitler to make his position absolutely clear. If only all rabid, power-mad, dictators would follow suit it would make identifying them so much easier. But generally they don&#8217;t. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-432","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/432","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=432"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/432\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=432"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=432"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=432"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}