{"id":417,"date":"2007-05-06T13:34:51","date_gmt":"2007-05-06T13:34:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/bologs\/vng\/fuck-facebook\/"},"modified":"2007-05-06T13:34:51","modified_gmt":"2007-05-06T13:34:51","slug":"fuck-facebook","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/fuck-facebook\/","title":{"rendered":"Fuck Facebook&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In the pub the other evening I overhead a friend describe Facebook as &#8220;the new MySpace&#8221;. For many reasons this was quite depressing but, despite Facebook being nearly as old as myspace, truly accurate. Of course, technically, Facebook is far superior to Myspace, although that&#8217;s not saying much, but it&#8217;s just another social network nightmare, and that&#8217;s it. Users of these hopelessly pointless systems are easily classifiable:<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>Kids<\/li>\n<li>People who want to flirt with people, with the pathetic hope that they may meet the boy\/girl of their dreams<\/li>\n<li>People who want to flirt with people, and hope they may get some anonymous sex out of it<\/li>\n<li>Old farts who are desperately trying to cling onto their youth &#8211; sometimes literally<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>You don&#8217;t need me to point out which category you or I fall into.<br \/>\nStill, it&#8217;s interesting to see the same people migrating from one network to another en mass and leaving the same chirpy, flirty, dropping on each others pages. Me included&#8230;The real users (ie types 1-3 above) have the same conversations in &#8220;private&#8221; using IM systems but they still feel the need to talk in public too.  Frequently people use the public spaces to allude to private conversations and in-jokes. Why ? Marking territory perhaps ? All very odd.<br \/>\nThe only one of these things I&#8217;ve ever got into is flickr, and that&#8217;s probably because it primarily serves another purpose: to host your pictures using their bandwidth and with their excellent tools. But now and again it&#8217;s nice to have a look around the groups and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/groups\/morleys\/\" target=\"_new\">meet like minded people<\/a>.<br \/>\nThe best thing is that Facebook will import this blog entry automatically together with the title.<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s the little things.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In the pub the other evening I overhead a friend describe Facebook as &#8220;the new MySpace&#8221;. For many reasons this was quite depressing but, despite Facebook being nearly as old as myspace, truly accurate. Of course, technically, Facebook is far superior to Myspace, although that&#8217;s not saying much, but it&#8217;s just another social network nightmare, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-417","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/417","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=417"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/417\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=417"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=417"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=417"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}