{"id":409,"date":"2007-06-05T21:34:51","date_gmt":"2007-06-05T21:34:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/bologs\/vng\/an-appfeel\/"},"modified":"2007-06-05T21:34:51","modified_gmt":"2007-06-05T21:34:51","slug":"an-appfeel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/an-appfeel\/","title":{"rendered":"An Ap[pf]eel"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>On Sunday afternoon ITV were showing the original Ocean&#8217;s Eleven. Neither Michele nor I were particularly interested and continued our net scraping activities until a character in the film, singing in some sort of casino\/nightclub with a heavy Brooklyn accent, sang a lyric that astounded us. We simultaneously sat bolt upright, looked at each other, and asked in unison:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;Did he just say &#8216;I&#8217;m going to feel my cock&#8217; ?&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>In fact Michele heard it as &#8220;peel&#8221; but that&#8217;s too scary to contemplate. We&#8217;ve been giggling ever since but neither of us is any the wiser to the real lyrics; maybe he really was so excited about the prospect that he needed to sing it out of his system. Michele&#8217;s reaction was &#8220;alright mate, no need to sing about it!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>If you know what he was really singing about then please let us know.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On Sunday afternoon ITV were showing the original Ocean&#8217;s Eleven. Neither Michele nor I were particularly interested and continued our net scraping activities until a character in the film, singing in some sort of casino\/nightclub with a heavy Brooklyn accent, sang a lyric that astounded us. We simultaneously sat bolt upright, looked at each other, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-409","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/409","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=409"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/409\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=409"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=409"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=409"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}