{"id":401,"date":"2007-06-23T15:16:22","date_gmt":"2007-06-23T15:16:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/bologs\/vng\/cockfights\/"},"modified":"2007-06-23T15:16:22","modified_gmt":"2007-06-23T15:16:22","slug":"cockfights","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/cockfights\/","title":{"rendered":"Cockfights"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A beautiful example of why I hate lawyers and the law in general can be found in this <a href=\"http:\/\/tjic.com\/?p=6135\" target=\"_new\">supposedly humourous exchange between two twats<\/a>. Now, this has been posted all over the Internet, because it features a lawyer making lame legal threats that turn in to threats of physical violence. All very amusing I&#8217;m sure you&#8217;ll agree. Especially as we witness the protagonist slicing through the threats with his huge purple-veined sword of superior legal knowledge and massive stature&#8230;not to mention his mad martial arts skills&#8230;ffs.<\/p>\n<p>In reality, this story is nothing more than a public cock-flexing competition between two morons. We are supposed to read this, sneering and laughing at this pathetic lawyer&#8217;s impotence and applauding the righteousness exuded by our hero. But hold on, making impotent legal threats and being an obnoxious bastard is what <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fatsquirrel.org\/bologs\/veghead\/vm\/272\/\" target=\"_new\">being a lawyer is all about!<\/a> That&#8217;s what they do. That&#8217;s why we should kill them all.<br \/>\nBut I contest that worse than lawyers are those that encourage them and egg them on, like our hero TJIC.<br \/>\nStop it you gormless cretin! And while we&#8217;re on about it, what sort of fuckwit calls himself <a href=\"http:\/\/tjic.com\/?page_id=4237\" target=\"_new\">an anarcho-capitalist<\/a> ? That&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.infoshop.org\/faq\/secF1.html\" target=\"_new\">a contradiction in terms!<\/a> If that wasn&#8217;t damning enough, he also claims to be a catholic. And armed. On the same page. How very righteous.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A beautiful example of why I hate lawyers and the law in general can be found in this supposedly humourous exchange between two twats. Now, this has been posted all over the Internet, because it features a lawyer making lame legal threats that turn in to threats of physical violence. All very amusing I&#8217;m sure [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-401","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/401","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=401"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/401\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=401"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=401"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=401"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}