{"id":393,"date":"2007-07-12T00:47:25","date_gmt":"2007-07-12T00:47:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/bologs\/vng\/touch-of-death\/"},"modified":"2007-07-12T00:47:25","modified_gmt":"2007-07-12T00:47:25","slug":"touch-of-death","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/touch-of-death\/","title":{"rendered":"Touch of Death"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A week and a half ago I gave up drinking. My reward has been three days of ludicrously high fevers, stomach cramps, and pains just about everywhere else. Thanks body. It&#8217;s probably all of the grapefruit and sodas I&#8217;ve been forced to drink in pubs.<br \/>\nThankfully recent developments in non-penicillin antibiotics have provided me with a disturbingly rapid cure. You never remember how bad being ill feels until you&#8217;re ill again. Even now I can&#8217;t remember anything beyond lying in bed and moaning, yet at the time I know I just wanted to curl up and die.<br \/>\nWhere was I going with this ? I don&#8217;t know. Sorry.<\/p>\n<p>Excuse the titles of these blogs but after watching a hilarious <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jumptheshark.com\/topic\/quincy-general-comments\/1620\" target=\"_new\">sharkjumper<\/a> of a Quincy episode today (&#8220;Next Stop, Nowhere&#8221;) I&#8217;ve decided to use Quincy episode titles for a while.<br \/>\nGod I really should get some sleep and stop spouting this drivel.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A week and a half ago I gave up drinking. My reward has been three days of ludicrously high fevers, stomach cramps, and pains just about everywhere else. Thanks body. It&#8217;s probably all of the grapefruit and sodas I&#8217;ve been forced to drink in pubs. Thankfully recent developments in non-penicillin antibiotics have provided me with [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-393","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/393","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=393"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/393\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=393"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=393"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=393"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}