{"id":380,"date":"2007-08-24T08:57:31","date_gmt":"2007-08-24T08:57:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/bologs\/vng\/my-new-tattoo\/"},"modified":"2007-08-24T08:57:31","modified_gmt":"2007-08-24T08:57:31","slug":"my-new-tattoo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/my-new-tattoo\/","title":{"rendered":"My new tattoo"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Chinese<\/a>It means “global harmony”.<\/p>\n

Actually it’s not a real tattoo, and actually it says “fish balls”. But I wanted to go around telling people it says some trite bullshit like “peace and happiness” or “inner soul” in the faint hope that one day a Chinese speaker will realise it actually says fish balls and be too embarrassed to tell me. Stupid I know but it’s the sort of thing that amuses Michele and me. <\/p>\n

It’s done with this stuff called Jagua<\/a> which is a bit like a dark version of henna (it’s not<\/i> so-called “black henna” which is toxic as all hell – and doesn’t contain any henna.)<\/p>\n

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In a follow up to the previous post, it seems the Canadian Police have wisely owned-up<\/a> to infiltrating the protesters. All very noble except that they’re denying they were there to stir up trouble…we know<\/i> that’s a lie you dullards for the same reason we knew you were undercover in the first place. We’ve seen the film!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

It means “global harmony”. Actually it’s not a real tattoo, and actually it says “fish balls”. But I wanted to go around telling people it says some trite bullshit like “peace and happiness” or “inner soul” in the faint hope that one day a Chinese speaker will realise it actually says fish balls and be […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-380","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/380","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=380"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/380\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=380"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=380"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=380"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}