{"id":339,"date":"2007-12-06T22:32:12","date_gmt":"2007-12-06T22:32:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/bologs\/vng\/to-the-tune-of-the-conga\/"},"modified":"2007-12-06T22:32:12","modified_gmt":"2007-12-06T22:32:12","slug":"to-the-tune-of-the-conga","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/to-the-tune-of-the-conga\/","title":{"rendered":"To the tune of The Conga"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>(altogether now)<br \/>\nVeg&#8217;s got a new job<br \/>\nVeg&#8217;s got a new job<br \/>\nDa daa daa daaa (hey!)<br \/>\nDa daa daa daaa (hey!)<\/p>\n<p>Veg&#8217;s got a new job<br \/>\nVeg&#8217;s got a new job<br \/>\nDa daa daa daaa (hey!)<br \/>\nDa daa daa daaa (hey!)<\/p>\n<p>Sorry&#8230;but after two months of what I can only describe as &#8220;pissing about&#8221;, getting a concrete offer is really rather comforting. <\/p>\n<p>Weirdly the job isn&#8217;t for any of the companies that I have been already involved in &#8220;pissing about&#8221; with. I had an interview this morning, really liked the company, and got an offer this afternoon! Funny old world.<\/p>\n<p>Humph is looking really sad and ill. We&#8217;re very worried but she&#8217;s on so many drugs now that there&#8217;s not much more we can do. Keep fighting little bird. I want to celebrate  the job but the sight of that poor sad little face is really painful.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(altogether now) Veg&#8217;s got a new job Veg&#8217;s got a new job Da daa daa daaa (hey!) Da daa daa daaa (hey!) Veg&#8217;s got a new job Veg&#8217;s got a new job Da daa daa daaa (hey!) Da daa daa daaa (hey!) Sorry&#8230;but after two months of what I can only describe as &#8220;pissing about&#8221;, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-339","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/339","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=339"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/339\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=339"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=339"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=339"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}