{"id":331,"date":"2008-01-11T03:11:43","date_gmt":"2008-01-11T03:11:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/bologs\/vng\/nebulous-balls\/"},"modified":"2008-01-11T03:11:43","modified_gmt":"2008-01-11T03:11:43","slug":"nebulous-balls","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/nebulous-balls\/","title":{"rendered":"Nebulous balls"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We now live in the future; the future as it was in the 80&#8217;s, is now here. Me, Michele, and Helen (Michele&#8217;s mum) are all sitting here, each with our own laptop, each pissing about on the Internet. I like it.<\/p>\n<p>Work is plain weird. I was hoping that moving to America might help me cut down on my drinking &#8211; after all, everyone knows that drinking and work don&#8217;t mix in America. Well, it appears I have found the only workplace in the whole of North America where drinking <i>in<\/i> the workplace is not only acceptable, but financed! The fridge seems to be permanently full of high quality Belgian beer. As soon as the sun is over the yard-arm, we&#8217;re lubricated employees. America doesn&#8217;t know about sun and yard-arms though &#8211; they still use the clock.<\/p>\n<p>So far I&#8217;m still quite bored there because the project I&#8217;ve been given hasn&#8217;t matured into anything practical as yet. As bollocks as it sounds, I much prefer being overworked than underworked. Being underworked causes me a strange, guilty, stress that is far more damaging than<br \/>\nthe sort of breathless, busy, stress you get when every waking second is filled. It&#8217;s like teaching: when you&#8217;ve prepared too little work for the fastest kids, it&#8217;s a lot more stressful then when you&#8217;ve only prepared enough for the slower kids. My brain feels left out too at the moment.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway &#8211; these are early days, as I keep forcing myself to remember, and so it will probably turn out ok. So far everyone I know at the place seems really sound, and that makes the whole thing a lot easier. Of course it&#8217;s very unlikely that they <i>are<\/i> all really sound so until I discover otherwise I&#8217;m just going to try and enjoy it. At least I&#8217;ve been enjoying the lunches out quite a bit.<\/p>\n<p>UK people reading this, please be aware that we love and miss you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We now live in the future; the future as it was in the 80&#8217;s, is now here. Me, Michele, and Helen (Michele&#8217;s mum) are all sitting here, each with our own laptop, each pissing about on the Internet. I like it. Work is plain weird. I was hoping that moving to America might help me [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-331","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/331","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=331"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/331\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=331"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=331"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=331"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}