{"id":323,"date":"2008-02-25T02:14:06","date_gmt":"2008-02-25T02:14:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/bologs\/vng\/more-footballmuggy-bonehead\/"},"modified":"2008-02-25T02:14:06","modified_gmt":"2008-02-25T02:14:06","slug":"more-footballmuggy-bonehead","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/more-footballmuggy-bonehead\/","title":{"rendered":"More Football\/Muggy-Bonehead"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"media\/carwash1.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"media\/carwash1_t.png\" width=\"200\" height=\"144\" alt=\"Washing the wheels\" class=\"illustration\" style=\"float:right\" \/><\/a>Michele&#8217;s dad has been a keen explorer of the Internet since Verizon  managed to get their shit together and get his DSL working. Imagine his joy when he discovered that he already has a starring role within Google Street View! Washing his car, naturally.<\/p>\n<p>An attack of ennui combined with a new found hatred of cube farms has prevented me writing much recently&#8230;or doing anything constructive at all. But to get the blog rolling, here is an update to the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=FdLgoAvwQL8\">football\/muggy-bonehead<\/a> guide.<br \/>\n<b>Football:<\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=DhhPemapM18\">Little Red Riding Hood, And The Monsters.<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/V_for_Vendetta_%28film%29\">V for Vendetta.<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.cheese-france.com\/cheese\/pont_leveque.htm\">Pont L&#8217;Eveque<\/a>, seared Tuna and other delicacies available from Ardmore Farmers market.<\/li>\n<li>Three men in a boat.<\/li>\n<li>Freshly made smoothies for breakfast.<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.bbc.co.uk\/radio4\/comedy\/newsquiz.shtml\">The News Quiz<\/a> and its <a href=\"http:\/\/www.npr.org\/programs\/waitwait\/\">US counterpart.<\/a><\/li>\n<li>4L of surprisingly good red wine for $11.99.<\/li>\n<li>Decent <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=IPpxxrl0xhM\">grimey<\/a> stuff.<\/li>\n<li>Basil Rathbone and Nigel Bruce.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><b>Muggy Bonehead<\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Cube farms. So for 40 hours a week I have to sit in a small beige cube, illuminated by strip lights. Can&#8217;t I just do community service instead ?<\/li>\n<li>Cars and driving. Not to disrespect dear Walter, who has indeed been very useful, but nowadays my indifference to cars, SUVs, and their drivers has mutated into plain hatred.<\/li>\n<li>Kanye West, P Diddy and all of the other platinum hip-hop twats. Did you see Kanye west at the grammys ? Calling him a talentless egocentric tosser would be an insult to Michael Winner and Jim Davidson.<\/li>\n<li>The average holiday entitlement given to workers in the USA.<\/li>\n<li>Salt and Sugar in every bloody thing.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>There&#8217;s a lot of snow on the ground which is keeping things cool and pretty.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Michele&#8217;s dad has been a keen explorer of the Internet since Verizon managed to get their shit together and get his DSL working. Imagine his joy when he discovered that he already has a starring role within Google Street View! Washing his car, naturally. An attack of ennui combined with a new found hatred of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-323","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/323","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=323"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/323\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=323"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=323"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=323"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}