{"id":322,"date":"2008-02-26T05:15:13","date_gmt":"2008-02-26T05:15:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/bologs\/vng\/bodies\/"},"modified":"2008-02-26T05:15:13","modified_gmt":"2008-02-26T05:15:13","slug":"bodies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/bodies\/","title":{"rendered":"Bodies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Since Humphrey&#8217;s death I haven&#8217;t had a self-indulgent blog about her, mainly because I understand how little she meant to anyone who wasn&#8217;t me or Michele. Even the people that liked her and appreciated her company couldn&#8217;t understand how important she was to us. We learned a lot from her during her short time with us and I know that she&#8217;ll be one of the lives I think about on my deathbed. Michele and I both regularly feel dread rushes of pain when, during our daily lives, we are reminded of her.<br \/>\nTonight Michele took me to a parrot rescue just south of Philly. We went there because Michele and the owner of the rescue had covertly planned that I should fall in love with a Princess of Wales parakeet that they were looking after. Her name is Princess Leia&#8230;obviously. And obviously I loved her. If our house comes together, which is looking more and more like a &#8220;when&#8221;, then she together with a beautiful couple of eclectuses will be joining us there.<br \/>\nIn my sad little dream world we will have a housewarming party that would involve my parents, my sister, Marshall, everyone in the UK fatherland that we know (you&#8217;re all invited), together with everyone over here that we know. That would make me very happy indeed&#8230;even if you couldn&#8217;t make it for reasons of common sense.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Since Humphrey&#8217;s death I haven&#8217;t had a self-indulgent blog about her, mainly because I understand how little she meant to anyone who wasn&#8217;t me or Michele. Even the people that liked her and appreciated her company couldn&#8217;t understand how important she was to us. We learned a lot from her during her short time with [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-322","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/322","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=322"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/322\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=322"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=322"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=322"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}