{"id":287,"date":"2008-07-25T03:38:31","date_gmt":"2008-07-25T03:38:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/bologs\/vng\/what-is-it-like-to-be-a-geek\/"},"modified":"2008-07-25T03:38:31","modified_gmt":"2008-07-25T03:38:31","slug":"what-is-it-like-to-be-a-geek","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/what-is-it-like-to-be-a-geek\/","title":{"rendered":"What is it like to be a geek?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Geeky blog &#8211; look away now if you are straight.<\/p>\n<p>One of the reasons why my current job is less sucky than usual is that I&#8217;m surrounded by a wide range of people, and within that set are a variety of geeks. We have non-tech people, but they are nearly all music\/radio geeks, so they don&#8217;t count. The work is pretty fun too because I&#8217;m given the luxury of working solidly on only a couple of technical development jobs. Object Orientated Programming, even the mention of which still makes me feel icky, is slowly getting into my soul. There&#8217;s no doubt that C++ is bollocks, but &#8220;C with objects&#8221; is a peculiarly sexy idea. Bits, bytes, buffer overflows, and inheritance&#8230;it turns me on. Of course there are better ways of doing that stuff: Objective C, or even Java do objects better&#8230;<br \/>\nBut&#8230;<br \/>\nHave you ever had a really decent <a href=\"http:\/\/whatscookingamerica.net\/History\/Sandwiches\/ReubenSandwich.htm\">Grilled Reuben<\/a> ? It&#8217;s outrageously oily, fatty, meaty, cheesy and absolutely fucking delicious. &#8220;Bugger the calories and years of disabilities ahead&#8221;, we say to ourselves, &#8220;this feels good!&#8221;. I sip my wine.<br \/>\nWell, abusing oneself with C++ sometimes makes the programmer feel excited. We know it will cause bloatware, crashes and all kinds of other shit, but by god that API deserved a bloody good encapsulating and sub-classing; it doesn&#8217;t half make the programmers feel better.<br \/>\nSorry &#8211; that&#8217;s off my chest.<\/p>\n<p>Tonight, my line manager invited our team to do some pissing about with the new office phone system; all based on Asterisk. Of course, being the die-hard phone geek that I am, I leapt at the chance to get my beloved Asterisk box talking to a friend. To cut a long story short: after a short period of time while Michele and I were both chatting to her family on AIM, our home phone system is now connected to my work system. This means I can call home free, and Michele can call me at work using only four digits and without it costing us anything.<\/p>\n<p>Living in the future is fun.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Geeky blog &#8211; look away now if you are straight. One of the reasons why my current job is less sucky than usual is that I&#8217;m surrounded by a wide range of people, and within that set are a variety of geeks. We have non-tech people, but they are nearly all music\/radio geeks, so they [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-287","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/287","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=287"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/287\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=287"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=287"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=287"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}