{"id":284,"date":"2008-08-04T02:12:05","date_gmt":"2008-08-04T02:12:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/bologs\/vng\/weekend-relaxation\/"},"modified":"2008-08-04T02:12:05","modified_gmt":"2008-08-04T02:12:05","slug":"weekend-relaxation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/weekend-relaxation\/","title":{"rendered":"Weekend relaxation"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Another weekend shoots by. Nothing achieved beyond finishing <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Watchmen\">Watchmen<\/a>, watching <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0086356\/\">some<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0065525\/\">good<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0061680\/\">films,<\/a> playing with parrots, and changing our telephone <a href=\"http:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/bologs\/veghead\/vm\/693\/\">hold music<\/a> to a 9 minute jazz-bagpipe rendition of Greensleeves. I&#8217;m not joking:<br \/>\n<object width=\"335\" height=\"28\" id=\"divplaylist\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" data=\"http:\/\/www.divshare.com\/flash\/playlist?myId=5094448-085\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.divshare.com\/flash\/playlist?myId=5094448-085\" \/><\/object><\/p>\n<p>Pity the poor telemarketers. Never before have we been so willing to give our phone number out to people.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Another weekend shoots by. Nothing achieved beyond finishing Watchmen, watching some good films, playing with parrots, and changing our telephone hold music to a 9 minute jazz-bagpipe rendition of Greensleeves. I&#8217;m not joking: Pity the poor telemarketers. Never before have we been so willing to give our phone number out to people.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-284","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/284","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=284"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/284\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=284"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=284"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=284"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}