We’d been warned that this was the worst time to visit the Uk, what with a combination of record-breakingly low temperatures, extraordinary levels of snow, and Britain’s staunch refusal to prepare for, or cope with, such conditions, but we’d booked the tickets and just wanted to GO.<\/p>\n
It was all going so well too: we’d sorted out the bird sitting, booked time off work, put timers on the lights, and engaged in the late stage panic, and then they cancelled the flight. I already hated Gatwick and US Airways, but now I just felt sad. I’d predicted problems and, unlike with the lottery, my predictions were accurate.<\/p>\n
So, I called US Air and settled in for an extended period of annoyance and disappointment. After a lengthy period on hold, I spoke to a Lady who told me that the earliest flight they could put me on was next Tuesday. There was a long, long pause while I assessed each possible outcome and realised it’s fail value. Eventually I explained that this was no good, and was about to cancel everything when the lady uttered a magic incantation that immedgately cheered my mood.
\n“The only other thing I can do is call the other airlines and see if we can get you on one of their flights”
\nWhat? You can do that? There must be a catch I thought.
\n“But what about our tickets?” I asked.
\n“Oh they’ll be transferred to the other airline. But I’ll have to put you on hold, is that ok?”
\nWell I didn’t feel like going on hold so I decided to give up and just write off the tickets and forget about going home.
\nOnly joking.
\nTo cut a long story short, this wonderful woman got us a flight on a different (and hopefully better) airline and we’re now sitting in Newark airport (after a short flight on a Bedford Rascal with wings) and drinking a $9 pint of Guinness in the “Guinness Irish Pub” which sells paninis and reubens.
\nWe’ve also been to a “wine bar” that ripped us off, while it was ripping us off. I hate fucking airports.<\/p>\n
So, still time for another cancellation, but at least there’s Guinness.
\nApologies for typos\/spelligns.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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