{"id":1128,"date":"2015-11-20T15:38:27","date_gmt":"2015-11-20T15:38:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/?p=1128"},"modified":"2015-11-20T15:38:27","modified_gmt":"2015-11-20T15:38:27","slug":"finest-american-wingnuttery","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/finest-american-wingnuttery\/","title":{"rendered":"Finest American Wingnuttery"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This morning I received some spam via a comments form on my website. Here it is with identifying information removed so as not to accidentally generate traffic for them:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The 2016 President of the United States is . . . Hillary Clinton!<\/p>\n<p>Did I scare you?<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;re [A Bunch of Delusional Simpletons] and we&#8217;re committed to keeping Hillary Clinton out of office in 2016. Unfortunately, if voters do nothing this election cycle, Hillary stands poised to take the presidency.<\/p>\n<p>But you can help! Join us in the fight against Hillary Clinton in 2016.<\/p>\n<p>Sign up and be entered to win FREE CCI Mini Mags 22 lr.<\/p>\n<p>Paid for by [A Bunch of Delusional Simpletons] Not authorized by any candidate or candidate&#8217;s committee. Contributions from foreign nationals or entities are prohibited. Contributions are not tax deductible for federal income tax purposes.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>In case you don&#8217;t know what &#8220;CCI Mini Mags 22 lr.&#8221; refers to, allow me to save you the effort of Googling: it&#8217;s ammunition for rifles.<\/p>\n<p>So help us defeat Hillary, and we&#8217;ll send you some ammunition. Could there possibly be a more perfect example of deranged Tea-Party insanity?<br \/>\nSo here&#8217;s a challenge: if you can formulate an offer of equal or greater batshit-craziness then please let me know. The best one will win a picture of an Eagle holding an M16 on a Harley Davidson, signed by Donald Trump&#8217;s hair.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This morning I received some spam via a comments form on my website. Here it is with identifying information removed so as not to accidentally generate traffic for them: The 2016 President of the United States is . . . Hillary Clinton! Did I scare you? We&#8217;re [A Bunch of Delusional Simpletons] and we&#8217;re committed [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1128","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-americana"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1128","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1128"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1128\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1130,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1128\/revisions\/1130"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1128"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1128"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatsquirrel.org\/oldfartsalmanac\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1128"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}