It’s reassuring to know that our boys in blue are still doing a wonderful job. After the bodies of the fourth and fifth murdered prostitutes have been discovered in Suffolk, the Police have announced that they fear a prostitute killer is on the loose.
Thankfully, the Force are well on the case and have demonstrated their understanding of the case:
“Clearly they were all prostitutes from Ipswich, they were found naked and in an open rural environment.
“We need to catch this person or persons as quickly as possible.”
The people of Ipswich will sleep well tonight.