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Friends & Family

• DJ Cerk is my brother. He is a Mac-head vampire.
• Joe doesn't have a web page, but he has written me some damn funny e-mails.
• Zeek is gettin' silly in Philly
• Rach has many cats, fish, and a horse.
• Peter is a fuzzhead. I babysit him (not enough, of course).

• I'm the co-creator of The University of Bums on Seats
• The Drunk Old Man in the Pub speaks (I helped create him too)
• Your Mother
• 1985 just called....they want your hair back
• What is your favorite word? Mine is "defenestration"
• Take one household feline. Place on flatbed scanner. Scan your cat.
• The Heartless Bitches are my kind of girls
• Yes, my hair is naturally curly.