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Millions and Billions

Do you remember that first $700bn that was urgently needed by the American government to save the world ? Do you remember that they asked for even more billions because $700bn wasn't enough ?
Must have been pretty urgent eh ?
Well, according to NPR news today, only half of it has been allocated so far. I thought it was urgent!

Meanwhile, Philadelphia's deficit of a few million bucks has "forced" the administration to close 11 libraries, some swimming pools and...some fire stations.
Yeah - we'll get by without those extravagant fire stations. We'll tighten our belts and try not to set fire to so much shit.

This is so wrong, and so blatantly wrong, that I sometimes find it difficult to breathe while they blather on about it on the radio.

Shame on you Michael Nutter. I'm so disgusted I'm even refraining from making a joke about your name. Your hands aren't tied.

Michele has again provided the most apposite quote:

They need me to come in and sort out the budget. I'd be like "what does this guy do ?"

Give generously to AIG - luxury hotels don't pay for themselves.

For christ's sake America you're armed! Get angry! Kill some of these cunts.

Current sounds: AC/DC
Tags: uk2pa mathematics maths big numbers bankers guns 
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Roxy Brew Fest

The natural happiness engendered by the occurrence of Saturday (lie-in, no compulsory work, lots of quality parrot-time) was augmented today by our neighbour, Tim, when he came to the door to ask us if we fancied going to the first ever Roxborough Beer Festival. This sort of thing isn't Michele's cup of tea, but it is most definitely definitely welcome in my teapot. Also, I feel a strong sense of duty when it comes to supporting local events like this.
So, we went along, and had an afternoon of great pleasure: plenty of lovely beer, a lesson on beer appreciation, nice music, a few good chats with strangers, and pretzels (with mustard natch). In honesty, I never understood the need for pretzels in a civilised society until today. But with the right amount of pretzel-mustard, liberally applied, they are possibly the best accompaniment to beer next to the classic Cornish Pasty (sadly unavailable on this side of the Atlantic).
Philadelphia is peculiarly privileged in that it has one of the most vibrant beer-snob movements I've ever encountered. You can get top-notch Belgian beers here more easily than I could in London, and people are passionate about it.
Weirdly, the "real ale" demographics here are vastly different to those of the UK. I've been to many beer festivals over the years, and they are nearly always full of fat people with bald heads and beards - including the women. But this one had young people who were not unattractive! I know! Weird eh ?
That said, Tim and I spent most of the time chatting to a bunch of guys that would not be out of place at the GBBF.
A great afternoon, followed by a great evening involving Michele, the parrots, The Onion movie, and the joyous news of Citi's collapsed share price!
Current sounds: Peggy Lee
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The Triumph of Hope Over Experience

This is the first pint of Strongbow I've had for months and even though it's mass-produced crap, and despite it being a poxy American pint, it tastes wonderful. I'm sitting in an Irish pub in Center City Philadelpiha which reminds me a lot of the Marquis, only with American Football on the TV instead of the horses. As soon as my man returns, I'll be.able to return his house keys, and then return to the flock. But until then it is the perfect opportunity to reflect on the momentous events of the past week.
A word to my Breeteesh choms:
You probably know that I have, on rare occasion, been accused of cynicism. However, as foolish as it sounds, Obama getting elected has injected a weird feeling of optimism into life and for the first time ever, there's no background voice saying "yeah, but he's just another well meaning politician who'll soon be corrupted by power and turn into another [insert name of favourite corrupt political leader]"
Really.
The temptation is to compare this to Blair's election in 1997, but it's so different. Everyone on the left knew he was a sack of shit, but after 18 years of the Tories we'd probably have settled for Stalin at his worst...
On Wednesday morning, I genuinely felt the world had changed for the better. Normally I'd have started spouting cynical shit straight away, just in case he turned into George W Gump so I could say "see, I said he was the same as the rest" but not this time. If I'm proved wrong then it'll be documented here. I think he's a righteous dude. And the pride we have for being involved in his election will stay with us forever.
Oh yes, in case you were wondering, the vast fortune he amassed for his campaign was raised almost entirely from sub $200 donations from ordinary people who just wanted a change. Like me and Michele.
Excuse typos, this was written on my little G1 :)
[Update: see http://change.gov/]
Current sounds: Pub muzak
Tags: uk2pa obama hope cynicism optimism wow 
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Huge Election

We're snuggled up on the sofa with a parrot, a jug of red wine, and a pizza on the way, watching the BBC's coverage of the election. Having Dimbleby guiding us through the torture is a real comfort, as is a reassuringly anti-McCain injection of Christopher Hitchens. Sympathetic friends are only an Instant Message away and so the excitement is incredible. Maybe this is what it felt like to be a Phillies fan last Wednesday night ?
Not for a second do I think we'll know the final result tonight, and my cynical side is predicting some utterly depressing results that will make me want to go to bed.

Apologies for the title. It's a tribute to Benny Hill; if only he was still alive, we could be treated to his impression of a Chinese man talking about the "Gleat Erection."
Current sounds: BBC America
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Scary things

As last night was Halloween, I'd like to present you with two scary pictures. The first is a picture of the Krupp Bagger 288 open cast mining machine being transported across the German countryside (yes it's a genuine shot). The other is our neighbour, Tim, dressed as a Viking (yes it's a genuine shot). I'm still not sure which is scarier. But then that could be because we witnessed Tim as he happened.
We had planned nothing for Halloween beyond sitting on our porch, drinking Carlo Rossi's cheapest, and giving out sweets to the local kids like we did last year. It turned out to be far more entertaining that we imagined. Tim's dedication to the whole Halloween event (partially powered by his involvement in the past two days celebration) was truly awe-inspiring. All of the massive amounts of "candy" we purchased were claimed by Trick-or-Treaters by 9pm. By that stage we were all very merry, and had been joined by a bunch of other friends and neighbours, so we ordered pizza from Poppa Large and spent and very enjoyable (and boozy) time sitting out on the porches. That's a good tradition in my book.
Current sounds: AC/DC
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Privatisation, Politics, Phillies and AC/DC

For the non-Americans:
The "World" Series involves two North American Baseball teams playing against each other, with the best out of seven games winning. For the first time in 25 years, the Phillies [Philadelphia's team] are playing and are 3 games to 1 up. In other words, the current game dictates whether they win the "World" Series.

The game started two nights ago and was suspended because of the rain (it's very much like Cricket in that respect) and so we're really near to a result this evening. Normally, as anyone who knows me would affirm, I wouldn't give a flying fuck about such bollocks, but Philly is in such need of an uplift that I'm really hoping they win.

The other reason I hope they win is that Obama managed to pay for a half-hour campaign ad just before the game on three major networks including FOX, who are showing the game. He only managed this because he managed to raise a record-breaking amount of cash from the general public. Call me a blinkered optimist, but I really think that Obama getting elected could change the entire world for the better. Every time I hear him speak, I want to give him a hug. Every time I hear McCain and his simple side-kick speak, I wish that the healthcare system in this country wasn't as broken so that they could be taken in to a safe environment where they couldn't hurt anyone.

Even though the most Socialism this country has seen for over a hundred years was produced by George W Bush, the right are still accusing Obama of being a "Socialist". He's not. I wish he were, but he's not. privatisation does not work. I'm not saying that private companies don't work, I'm saying that privitisation of formally public organisations doesn't work.

Here's a case study involving British Gas [formerly "The Gas Board"] and PGW [Philadelphia Gas Works]. Obviously this isn't scientific, but it's what the deluded simpletons in social science call "qualitative". Pity them.

A few years ago, in London, Michele became worried that our combi-boiler was leaking carbon monoxide and so, despite my protestations, called British Gas. Within two hours a guy arrived wearing a nicely pressed British Gas suit and carrying no equipment whatsoever. He turned off the gas supply, placed a "Do No Use" sticker on the boiler, and told us to call a CORGI registered gas engineer to fix the problem. When we asked what the fucking fuck he thought he was doing, he explained he had "made our gas supply safe" and from now on it was up to us. I could have done that! When we did actually get a proper engineer around, he told us everything was fine and turned it back on. Thanks British Gas.

So, when we arrived home the other evening and smelled gas, I was worried. Michele called PGW. Meanwhile, I traced the smell to a pilot light on the cooker that had snuffed out. After lighting it we were cool, and so Michele called PGW to cancel the call-out. We were told that the call-out couldn't be cancelled and so we would have to explain it to the guy when he arrived, which he did within ten minutes!
He arrived with a big bag of tools and an obviously deep knowledge of gas equipment, which he then used to check every gas appliance in the joint. He declared it all ok.

Now, when I call the gas company, that's what I expect: a guy turning up in 20 minutes with a bag of tools. Nice one PGW! I told our man how happy we were with his service and described the British Gas equivalent. He told us that they have been trying to outsource the work in PGW for a while and that the unions were fighting it. I hope the unions win; the British privatisation model is a long, expensive, painful, death of a decent service.
Night night.

P.S.
AC/DC - the new album is pure AC/DC. You already know what it sounds like. Love it.
Current sounds: AC/DC
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